This is a real dating profile:
"The feature that captures my attention is my Face I am always told how hansom I am that I take a good picture
On our dream date, my match and I would we would go out to diner go window shopping and then grab a cup of coffee
if during the day we would grab milkshakes and go to the cuntry in are personal time after getting to know her ferst and sertanly her to know me I would have her pose nude for me nothing vaulger I feal all women are beauty full and should be respected and also somtime watch a good movie at my place
My closest friends describe me as being a good persion kind loving very polite allways thinking of others hansom loving animals would stand up for them if the time was right that I make them smile and laugh give knolage and allways be their for them and that all women should be treeted well that their place is not in the kitchen
If I could live anywhere it would Colorado because of the mountains and snow pine trees the sent in the air and hikeing"
Wow, and to think I thought I would never find love again. Excuse me, I must go write a reply to this guy. After we do non-"vaulger" nude photography, I wonder what kind of movie he had in mind....
Mood: Amused
Saturday, February 7, 2009
Friday, February 6, 2009
Peek a Boo!
Miss me today?
Well, of course you did! That's why I am .....The Great Kbuggie!
After a long, hard day in the factory, working my delicate little fingers to the bone, I went out for the night. I know, I know, you're sitting there wondering where was kbuggie?
My little girls, Mother and I went out to see a play nearby in Weatherford. The Theatre Off The Square was opening Harvey. It was well worth the trip over and the girls loved it. The younger one fell asleep towards the end and missed seeing Harvey....the pooka!!
In one scene, someone looks up the definition of a pooka in the encylopedia. My ten year old later described her favorite scene in the play when "the nurse guy looked up pooka in the wikipedia." She made me laugh.
Mood: Enjoyable.
Well, of course you did! That's why I am .....The Great Kbuggie!
After a long, hard day in the factory, working my delicate little fingers to the bone, I went out for the night. I know, I know, you're sitting there wondering where was kbuggie?
My little girls, Mother and I went out to see a play nearby in Weatherford. The Theatre Off The Square was opening Harvey. It was well worth the trip over and the girls loved it. The younger one fell asleep towards the end and missed seeing Harvey....the pooka!!
In one scene, someone looks up the definition of a pooka in the encylopedia. My ten year old later described her favorite scene in the play when "the nurse guy looked up pooka in the wikipedia." She made me laugh.
Mood: Enjoyable.
Thursday, February 5, 2009
More me from the past....
I am gracing you with two pics:
The first one is me at the young age of five....awww...how cute was I? Yes, I agree, very.
The second is me on the ambulance ten years ago at an elementary school teaching kids about 911. I miss those days.
Mood: Reverting back.
Words
Stay with me......I've had an occasion twice this week where one area of my life that is completely separate and different than another area of my life has had one word appear on both sides.
The first one was in regards to a podcast I listen to and something that was said on a recent one. A co-worker sent an email and she mentioned a word that was used in the podcast, and her email was kind of out of the blue. I stopped, thought of a careful reply and yep, she replied back...I think she's a member of the same crowd. I'm waiting for further instructions on that one. Weird, but interesting. I know you're sitting there and just muttered the words, "What the heck are you talking about, kbuggie." But if you knew the podcast aannd this co-worker you would totally understand.
The second instance had me a little concerned. I had an IM between myself and someone else that was just freestyle writing we came up with. I was so excited with this story line and how spontaneous everything was that I spent most of it on the edge of my seat. It was so great it should be published.
Two days later, I get an email at work from another coworker and he used an uncommon word in his email. Gasp. Confusion...panic....is there any way...nahhh.....
But on days like these I feel paranoid that I'm living in a staged world like The Truman Show with Jim Carey and there's always some character from the outside trying to give me a hint that this is all made up. (Which is reason #103 on why I think the world does revolve around me.)
The first one was in regards to a podcast I listen to and something that was said on a recent one. A co-worker sent an email and she mentioned a word that was used in the podcast, and her email was kind of out of the blue. I stopped, thought of a careful reply and yep, she replied back...I think she's a member of the same crowd. I'm waiting for further instructions on that one. Weird, but interesting. I know you're sitting there and just muttered the words, "What the heck are you talking about, kbuggie." But if you knew the podcast aannd this co-worker you would totally understand.
The second instance had me a little concerned. I had an IM between myself and someone else that was just freestyle writing we came up with. I was so excited with this story line and how spontaneous everything was that I spent most of it on the edge of my seat. It was so great it should be published.
Two days later, I get an email at work from another coworker and he used an uncommon word in his email. Gasp. Confusion...panic....is there any way...nahhh.....
But on days like these I feel paranoid that I'm living in a staged world like The Truman Show with Jim Carey and there's always some character from the outside trying to give me a hint that this is all made up. (Which is reason #103 on why I think the world does revolve around me.)
Mood: Suspicious.
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Disappointment
I know you have been waiting patiently and eagerly for me to arrive home and post many posts, but I'm sleepy. I also have lines to read that I totally missed tonight, and I'm out of clean socks.
Sorry, I now realize you could have done without the mentioning of the sock. No wonder I'm single.
Night!
Mood: Needy.
Sorry, I now realize you could have done without the mentioning of the sock. No wonder I'm single.
Night!
Mood: Needy.
Bad Start
Kbuggie is not in a good mood today.
My supplier of my sweet addicting power drink is having problems with their credit card machine today and their ATM machine is done. Since I don’t carry cash and didn’t leave enough time for a catastrophe such as this……I’m without my power drink until at least 11:30am.
I also ran off and left my lunch at home.
Mood: Longing
Tech Week
Just to remind you, we still have two more crazy, stressful rehearsals at the theater this week.
We open next weekend--Valentine's Day Weekend.
In your world, that translates into slow reading of your favorite subject: me.
Watch my twitter and twitpic....and I'll give ya a little excitement here and there.
In fact, go be a "follower" of me on twitter.
Come on, be a good stalker....its not that hard. (You might even like twitter enough and become addicted!)
Mood: Tempting
We open next weekend--Valentine's Day Weekend.
In your world, that translates into slow reading of your favorite subject: me.
Watch my twitter and twitpic....and I'll give ya a little excitement here and there.
In fact, go be a "follower" of me on twitter.
Come on, be a good stalker....its not that hard. (You might even like twitter enough and become addicted!)
Mood: Tempting
Disturbing Thought
I just realized while counting and doing math in my head....
1.) The pic below was half my life ago.
2.) My older daughter is four and half years away from that age.
3.) I'm feeling not as young as I was.....well half my life ago!
Mood: Uneven
1.) The pic below was half my life ago.
2.) My older daughter is four and half years away from that age.
3.) I'm feeling not as young as I was.....well half my life ago!
Mood: Uneven
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
My old days...
.....before I became the famous supermodel actress that I am today.
This is me in high school at the Band Banquet.
That was not my date for the night.
I went with the sweetest kid EVER and dumped him that night. Ugh. What a terrible girl I was.
I'm pretty sure his parents have disliked mine ever since.
I still feel bad.
(The date actually baked me cookies and put a love note in one of the cookies.)
I'm also pretty sure I stuffed my bra that night, because I was on the swim team and had no body fat whatsoever....which meant....nothing to put in a bra...besides kleenex.
There, now you may exit my memory lane.
Mood: Embarrassed.
This is me in high school at the Band Banquet.
That was not my date for the night.
I went with the sweetest kid EVER and dumped him that night. Ugh. What a terrible girl I was.
I'm pretty sure his parents have disliked mine ever since.
I still feel bad.
(The date actually baked me cookies and put a love note in one of the cookies.)
I'm also pretty sure I stuffed my bra that night, because I was on the swim team and had no body fat whatsoever....which meant....nothing to put in a bra...besides kleenex.
There, now you may exit my memory lane.
Mood: Embarrassed.
Oh the pain.
Oh the agony!!!
I ate catfish for dinner. Ugh. I'm so full and miserable.
Why? Oh WHY!!
Someone tell me I'm looking chubby so I'll quit doing crap like that and stick to my starvation diet.
Need sleep......
Oh to play practice.
We'll talk more about this when I get home!
Mood: Stuffed
I ate catfish for dinner. Ugh. I'm so full and miserable.
Why? Oh WHY!!
Someone tell me I'm looking chubby so I'll quit doing crap like that and stick to my starvation diet.
Need sleep......
Oh to play practice.
We'll talk more about this when I get home!
Mood: Stuffed
Monday, February 2, 2009
One Shirt
I just bought myself a t-shirt.....and there is only one person out there that knows which shirt I just bought. I had half an hour left before the new one rolled in.....and I got one!!
Kbuggie is excited.
(Don't worry, mom-#1) I'll show it you. #2) It's my valentine's day gift to me from me. #3) I'll show ya this weekend.)
Mood: Spent.
Kbuggie is excited.
(Don't worry, mom-#1) I'll show it you. #2) It's my valentine's day gift to me from me. #3) I'll show ya this weekend.)
Mood: Spent.
Not forgotten...
...to beg:
And yes, you are coming to this play. I begged....I mean I demanded.
If you don't, I'll cry.
I'll cry right here on this blog.
My tears will run down this page and I will be blue.
We can't have that happen, can we? No. We cannot.
Until then....I'm going to study "blocking" and lines in Act III in preparation of your arrival.
And yes, you can bring all your friends, too.
Mood: Sleepier.
And yes, you are coming to this play. I begged....I mean I demanded.
If you don't, I'll cry.
I'll cry right here on this blog.
My tears will run down this page and I will be blue.
We can't have that happen, can we? No. We cannot.
Until then....I'm going to study "blocking" and lines in Act III in preparation of your arrival.
And yes, you can bring all your friends, too.
Mood: Sleepier.
11:00pm
And I just got home half an hour ago. This week is tough. It's tech week mixed with a costume parade.
Tech week: Is when we go through the motions of each scene so the people in charge of lights, backstage cues, props, sounds and any changes in between scenes know when to do what. It's normally a hurry up and wait process. It also comes when the cast is at that point of...will we ever get through this play doubled up with a side of we've spent too much time together and the director is driving me crazy. For the director she has over and over and over again barked directions and wonders if anyone is listening or if this show can really be pulled off. There is typically some...wait....make that.....a lot of anxiety involved when we haven't gone completely through the play yet. We all settle down and love each other again when we pull it off (as we will).
Oh ANNNDD it's also costume parade time. The definition of that involves every character standing in different parts of the stage in complete costume and make up so the director, costume designer, stage manager, tech people....and really anyone else crazy enough to be sitting in the audience.....makes sure every tiny detail on that person looks perfect.
This is the biggest cast I have ever worked with. Period. Its hard. Very hard. We have 12 adults and 8 kids. Good grief. It's crowed and drawn out.
Oh and don't get me started on my opinion of how bad Tennessee Williams (the writer) was on the "blocking" in this play.
Blocking is a term referring to where each character is supposed to be, where the action takes place, and what the motivation is for each character in that scene. He lacks to say the least.....could be worse....but he lacks.
All in all....I'm pretty sure we'll pull this off. I have confidence and am still impressed with everyone involved. Other than the normal expected trials, its going pretty well considering the complexity of this play and the number of people involved.
Wow I went on and on tonight. Thanks for listening. I feel better.
Mood: Sleepy
Tech week: Is when we go through the motions of each scene so the people in charge of lights, backstage cues, props, sounds and any changes in between scenes know when to do what. It's normally a hurry up and wait process. It also comes when the cast is at that point of...will we ever get through this play doubled up with a side of we've spent too much time together and the director is driving me crazy. For the director she has over and over and over again barked directions and wonders if anyone is listening or if this show can really be pulled off. There is typically some...wait....make that.....a lot of anxiety involved when we haven't gone completely through the play yet. We all settle down and love each other again when we pull it off (as we will).
Oh ANNNDD it's also costume parade time. The definition of that involves every character standing in different parts of the stage in complete costume and make up so the director, costume designer, stage manager, tech people....and really anyone else crazy enough to be sitting in the audience.....makes sure every tiny detail on that person looks perfect.
This is the biggest cast I have ever worked with. Period. Its hard. Very hard. We have 12 adults and 8 kids. Good grief. It's crowed and drawn out.
Oh and don't get me started on my opinion of how bad Tennessee Williams (the writer) was on the "blocking" in this play.
Blocking is a term referring to where each character is supposed to be, where the action takes place, and what the motivation is for each character in that scene. He lacks to say the least.....could be worse....but he lacks.
All in all....I'm pretty sure we'll pull this off. I have confidence and am still impressed with everyone involved. Other than the normal expected trials, its going pretty well considering the complexity of this play and the number of people involved.
Wow I went on and on tonight. Thanks for listening. I feel better.
Mood: Sleepy
Sunday, February 1, 2009
Weigh In
Drum roll please......
TEN POUNDS LOST!!!
Woo hoo!!!
And that was the weigh in BEFORE my seven mile hard run up hill today.
Yep, patting myself on the back.
I'm going for another month of this kbuggie diet special. It seems to be working.
Mood: Lite
TEN POUNDS LOST!!!
Woo hoo!!!
And that was the weigh in BEFORE my seven mile hard run up hill today.
Yep, patting myself on the back.
I'm going for another month of this kbuggie diet special. It seems to be working.
Mood: Lite
Taken
Movie Review:
Taken was a good good movie. I walked in expecting the only part of the movie to be good was the part that was shown in the trailer.
I was wrong.
Oh my, there was some unexpected moments in that movie. There are too many unpredictable movies out there that I have time and time again knew what was going to happen ahead of time. Movies have too much foreshadowing. (And to think my 9th grade English teacher didn't think I paid attention.)
I like Liam Neesom. I always forget how much I like him. Why do I do that?
This was an action packed movie that surprised even me. I even felt tense a couple different times. Don't walk into this movie thinking you know what's going to happen.
There ya go.
I liked it. (And the eggrolls were great too.)
Oh and the waiter was great eye candy. I order a second blue thing just to flirt a little more. And good grief, was that waiter was smooth. I'd go see a terrible movie just to interact with that guy. Then again, I have a short attention span so I probably wouldn't.
Review: Taken Good.
Taken was a good good movie. I walked in expecting the only part of the movie to be good was the part that was shown in the trailer.
I was wrong.
Oh my, there was some unexpected moments in that movie. There are too many unpredictable movies out there that I have time and time again knew what was going to happen ahead of time. Movies have too much foreshadowing. (And to think my 9th grade English teacher didn't think I paid attention.)
I like Liam Neesom. I always forget how much I like him. Why do I do that?
This was an action packed movie that surprised even me. I even felt tense a couple different times. Don't walk into this movie thinking you know what's going to happen.
There ya go.
I liked it. (And the eggrolls were great too.)
Oh and the waiter was great eye candy. I order a second blue thing just to flirt a little more. And good grief, was that waiter was smooth. I'd go see a terrible movie just to interact with that guy. Then again, I have a short attention span so I probably wouldn't.
Review: Taken Good.
One More Confession
I got a little sad and depressed Friday. It's kinda silly, but I came across an email that made me sad in a mad kind of way. I had plenty of friends offering to keep me from boo-hoo'in my night away but I refused. I was very close to going to a birthday party....or two, but I went to bed after work and stayed there....for awhile.
At one point I decided being in bed was not the solution and I should walk out of the house and do something even if it was for a little bit. So I did.
I showered, put my comfy blue jeans on and I went to another movie. I decided I can probably get away with the crazy go by myself behavior for one more weekend, before I get kidnapped by friends. I like movies, plays, events that you can watch and enjoy. I do like getting out, but I just wasn't ready to be around people that know me yet. I'm not used to being so social. Really.
Saturday's errands finally let something click in my little brain and I'm back to feeling good. Friday's depression was just a temporary setback. I'm back to being a big girl.....and what does Fergie say about Big Girls? She says, Big Girls Don't Cry.
So, forgive my odd behavior but I've gots me some adjustments to make. I must search for the new kbuggie inside....kbuggie. 1st discovery: Kbuggie thinks its wierd to talk in the third person.
Mood: Free
At one point I decided being in bed was not the solution and I should walk out of the house and do something even if it was for a little bit. So I did.
I showered, put my comfy blue jeans on and I went to another movie. I decided I can probably get away with the crazy go by myself behavior for one more weekend, before I get kidnapped by friends. I like movies, plays, events that you can watch and enjoy. I do like getting out, but I just wasn't ready to be around people that know me yet. I'm not used to being so social. Really.
Saturday's errands finally let something click in my little brain and I'm back to feeling good. Friday's depression was just a temporary setback. I'm back to being a big girl.....and what does Fergie say about Big Girls? She says, Big Girls Don't Cry.
So, forgive my odd behavior but I've gots me some adjustments to make. I must search for the new kbuggie inside....kbuggie. 1st discovery: Kbuggie thinks its wierd to talk in the third person.
Mood: Free
Theater
I am a fan of theater. Not only do I love being on stage but I love going to plays too. I've been on a mailing list for a theater in Addison that I had wanted to go to, but just haven't. These people have the craziest stuff. They don't hold anything back. At all.
Nudity? Sure.
Cuss words? Why not.
They do the plays that others wouldn't touch.
A New Drama advertised PG-13 so I didn't let my mom go with me and feel bad that I didn't tell her that is where I was going. In retrospect, this one wasn't that bad. I'm not sure why I guard my poor sweet mother, it's not like she hasn't heard a cuss word before. I bet she would have thoroughly enjoyed this play. I now feel bad (as I should) for sneaking over there without her.
The play was great. I was pretty impressed with the acting and that says a lot coming from my "professional" viewpoint. The story line wasn't exactly unique while it deals with love, deception and murder, but the ending was unique. The play is actually a play about a play that ends on stage of the play. I'll stop there, you have to go see it.
I command you: (in a deep loud voice) Go see it. It was great.
I'm definitely going to visit that theater again. I might even take my mother.....well, as long as there isn't anything too risque.
Mood: Three thumbs up.
Nudity? Sure.
Cuss words? Why not.
They do the plays that others wouldn't touch.
A New Drama advertised PG-13 so I didn't let my mom go with me and feel bad that I didn't tell her that is where I was going. In retrospect, this one wasn't that bad. I'm not sure why I guard my poor sweet mother, it's not like she hasn't heard a cuss word before. I bet she would have thoroughly enjoyed this play. I now feel bad (as I should) for sneaking over there without her.
The play was great. I was pretty impressed with the acting and that says a lot coming from my "professional" viewpoint. The story line wasn't exactly unique while it deals with love, deception and murder, but the ending was unique. The play is actually a play about a play that ends on stage of the play. I'll stop there, you have to go see it.
I command you: (in a deep loud voice) Go see it. It was great.
I'm definitely going to visit that theater again. I might even take my mother.....well, as long as there isn't anything too risque.
Mood: Three thumbs up.
Violent Departure
Dear Lunch at Casa Playa Maybe Eye-a something or other,
I have to start out by saying it was fantastic seeing you today. Mother and I stopped by after church in hopes for some aunthentic Mexican food and you proved us well. The brisket tacos were delicious. I might have eaten a tad too much, but under the circumstances surrounding the talk I had with my dear sweet mother, I can't accept the blame.
Now after we left you and the company of the waitress, we went to mother's house for a good game of cards. I let you settle in my stomach as I sat quietly (and nervously) trying hard to beat mother at cards. It came close and seemed really tense during the last two rounds but I was careful not to upset you while you settled in my tummy.
Once mother beat me at cards, I was prepared to take a nice, little easy jog with mom and dad's dog. I consulted with mother, Lily (the dog) and put forth great thought myself in regards to the path and length of the jog. I'm afraid I failed ask you of your opinion. For that, Lunch, I apologize. I really apologize.
It wasn't intentional to run that hard for so long, but I didn't realize my destination was going to be mostly uphill, filled with pep hollaring at the dog and, of course, I didn't realize it was going to be seven miles. About half way there you made your presence known. I tried to shush you and reassure you that you didn't have to leave. I still say you were more than welcome to stay. The josstling up and down while we ran wasn't really as bad as you claimed.
I believe I am most upset in your choice of exiting from my poor defenseless body. You were so violent in how your burst out of my head. Really, was that necessary? Was it not possible to handle this situation in a more rational manner?
At any rate, I'm sorry our time together that started out so well had to end in such a horrific way. I now feel, so, so......empty. Until next time, take care.
xoxoxoxo,
Kbuggie
I have to start out by saying it was fantastic seeing you today. Mother and I stopped by after church in hopes for some aunthentic Mexican food and you proved us well. The brisket tacos were delicious. I might have eaten a tad too much, but under the circumstances surrounding the talk I had with my dear sweet mother, I can't accept the blame.
Now after we left you and the company of the waitress, we went to mother's house for a good game of cards. I let you settle in my stomach as I sat quietly (and nervously) trying hard to beat mother at cards. It came close and seemed really tense during the last two rounds but I was careful not to upset you while you settled in my tummy.
Once mother beat me at cards, I was prepared to take a nice, little easy jog with mom and dad's dog. I consulted with mother, Lily (the dog) and put forth great thought myself in regards to the path and length of the jog. I'm afraid I failed ask you of your opinion. For that, Lunch, I apologize. I really apologize.
It wasn't intentional to run that hard for so long, but I didn't realize my destination was going to be mostly uphill, filled with pep hollaring at the dog and, of course, I didn't realize it was going to be seven miles. About half way there you made your presence known. I tried to shush you and reassure you that you didn't have to leave. I still say you were more than welcome to stay. The josstling up and down while we ran wasn't really as bad as you claimed.
I believe I am most upset in your choice of exiting from my poor defenseless body. You were so violent in how your burst out of my head. Really, was that necessary? Was it not possible to handle this situation in a more rational manner?
At any rate, I'm sorry our time together that started out so well had to end in such a horrific way. I now feel, so, so......empty. Until next time, take care.
xoxoxoxo,
Kbuggie
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