Seriously, if we all pull together and think warm, warm thoughts then it won't seem so cold outside today.
Come on ladies, help me out. We can do this.
(Thanks, Tara, for that suggestion.)
Any names mentioned in this post may have been changed to protect the presumed innocent from getting in trouble for talking about Matthew McConaughey and his awesome, hawt body with their spouses.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have some inkernet searching to do to see if I can find the photographer.....surely there's a more recent picture.....say....five seconds recenter? He didn't lose his britches in the ocean water did he?