Dear Voice of Kbuggie,
Why did you leave me? Why must you be gone this long? Was it something I did? Was it something my brain asked you to say? Hollaring at those cute construction workers on the side of the road was just for giggles. Maybe I spent too much time singing on the Wii Rock Band this weekend. (I blame Ms. Wine.)
Whatever it was, I apologize deeply. I’ve missed you and soooo feel how important you are to me. In your absence and in hopes of bringing you back, I’ve consumed almost a whole bag of cough drops; so many that your downstairs neighbor seems to be plotting a protest if there are anymore consumed.
With you being gone, the guys at work are now poking fun at me….they seem to enjoy the silence left behind. (Sniff, sniff….) It’s just not the same without you!
I miss you!!! Please come back. Please?